Me- *Knocks on bathroom door* "GAH!"
Dad- "Use the one downstairs! I'm busy!"
Me- "Then give me some toilet paper!"
Dad- "Why?"
Me- "Because we're out in the bathroom downstairs!"
Dad- *Hands some toilet paper through opening in door*
Me- *Stands there for a moment, then looks in hands* " THIS ISN'T ENOUGH! EIGHT SHEETS! EIGHT! NOT THREE! TWO FEET! NOT HALF A FOOT! TWO!"
Dad- *Silence*
Me- "GAH!" * Stomps around the house for some time*
Me- *Half an hour later* (-__-)